January 2011
December 2010
The best curve on your body is your smile.
The Funeral
unsaniterry:
My uncle said this during the funeral.
Before he died, he lived in a nursing home. He showed off pictures to the nurses of his family that he kept for over 30 years back in Vietnam until now and always bragged about he was going to go with his sons on an “adventure,” which really meant to the store or a holiday get-together. On December 21, 2010, he told the nurses that he was...
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I went out to eat at a buffet with my relatives. While I was pouring soup into my bowl, I accidentally spilled some onto my hand. After that, I poured a little slower. The man behind me seemed impatient because he kept sighing really loud. After I finally finished, I turned around just to get a glimpse of the man.
It was my dad.
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My mom.
*waiting in line at the mall*
Mom: Excuse me sir, are you in line?
Foreign man holding an itouch: YES YES! I AM ONLINE.
Mom: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHA OKAY THANK YOU
Audrey: what are you laughing at…
Mom: THAT MAN THOUGHT I SAID ONLINE BUT I SAID IN LINE. HAHAHA
us:
I woke up this morning and my hair was perfect.
Good day, good day.
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My little brother is one of my siblings that I talk to the least, but today was a little different. He received this nerf gun with like 50 foam dart bullets. Then the sibling bonding began!
He ran around the house while I shot him with all the darts. He was so happy even when I hit his crotch.
:’)
silentroads:
My Love For Daniel Radcliffe...
silentroads:
My Love For Daniel Radcliffe...
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The weight is finally off my shoulders.
It feels like this heavy weight disappeared. I feel so… COMPLETE.
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY WATCHED THE FIRST SIX HARRY POTTER MOVIES.
wow. I feel great. I regret not watching it in the past years. It feels like I just had… never mind. It’s probably what it feels like though. The feeling of awesomeness.
But ohmagawd I absolutely loved every single minute of each movie. I cannot...
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The weight is finally off my shoulders.
It feels like this heavy weight disappeared. I feel so… COMPLETE.
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY WATCHED THE FIRST SIX HARRY POTTER MOVIES.
wow. I feel great. I regret not watching it in the past years. It feels like I just had… never mind. It’s probably what it feels like though. The feeling of awesomeness.
But ohmagawd I absolutely loved every single moment of each movie. I...
Lunar eclipse.
I saw my very first shooting star yesterday night. I don’t think I’ve ever screamed (with excitement) so much.
Audrey: DID YOU MAKE A WISH?
me: …crap.
I took some pictures. They came out a nice color =).
SPERM.
loljk.
Boy: Make a C with your right hand.
Girl: Okayyyyy.*makes a C.*
Boy: *Smiles and makes c with his left hand, placing it near hers.*
Girl: A heart?
Boy: No. My stomach. And its empty, make me a sandwich.
My mom.
*waiting in line at the mall*
Mom: Excuse me sir, are you in line?
Foreign man holding an itouch: YES YES! I AM ONLINE.
Mom: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHA OKAY THANK YOU
Audrey: what are you laughing at…
Mom: THAT MAN THOUGHT I SAID ONLINE BUT I SAID IN LINE. HAHAHAHAHA
us:
Boy: Make a C with your right hand.
Girl: Okayyyyy.*makes a C.*
Boy: *Smiles and makes c with his left hand, placing it near hers.*
Girl: A heart?
Boy: No. My stomach. And its empty, make me a sandwich.
Lunar eclipse.
I saw my very first shooting star yesterday night. I don’t think I’ve ever screamed (with excitement) so much.
Audrey: DID YOU MAKE A WISH?
me: …crap.
I took some pictures. They came out a nice color =).
SPERM.
loljk.
